I’ve always loved haikus. That’s why I was so stoked when I came across this collection of gems. The world would be a better place if we responded to questions with haikus all the time 
Quoted from original post: Haikus for a Dangerous World
I just finished teaching my first class on 3-D cinematography. For the final, I gave the students the option to answer 2 extra credit questions. Here’s the second one.
“A velociraptor is coming at you on a hoverboard. In a haiku, describe how you will survive.”
Some selected responses:
Shit Christopher Lloyd!
Back in the DeLorean!
This sequel will suck!I use sticky web
Like Spidy and Green Goblin.
Take down that raptor.Screaming to trees,
I’m not that good of a treat.
I have many fleas.I would climb high
above the sharp reptile beast
and kick its face in.Calmly explain that
he is an anachronism.
Then watch him die.
If you’re anything like me, you’re now wondering what ‘anachronism’ means.
Here, let me Google that for you
Randall Munroe has once again demonstrated his mastery of wit with his latest xkcd comic. This one made me laugh out loud for several minutes
A Real Dinosaur on the loose in the Natural History Museum. What could be more awesome? If I had seen this as a kid, you would have seen me running the other way!
I came across this cool little gadget the other evening. Check it out below:
The frog will follow your cursor if you mouse over the gadget, and you can click to release a fly for him chase
This video made me laugh and laugh! I’m glad my parents were never savvy enough to find stuff like this, otherwise I would have been in real trouble
(Sorry for the low sound volume on this video)
A boy and girl are chatting in a bar. The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!”
The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.”
An old video, but I just came across it today. This guy is a genius, with loads of class to go with it. Well done!
